Section 1: Your Moral Rules
1. It is perfectly acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them.
2. It is your womanly right to give dirty looks. (This should be applied to daily life)
3. Being friends with your friends arch enemy/people your friend hates is a shady area… if you are to do this you must keep the said arch enemies/hated people friendship with you on the d- low
4. Women ARE ALWAYS RIGHT until PROVEN wrong!
5. We have to go through childbirth/periods/waxing so are the downtrodden sex and this can be used in any disagreement/argument with a member of the male species.. let them feel our PAIN
6. A chick flick wins over an action/lad move every time. A guy who claims to love chick flicks must be looked at in suspicion.. either he's after something or theres something he's not telling you (*cough).. make him sit through 'crossroads' and if he survives that then he may be counted as genuine but trust him at your own peril!
7. Sleeping with more than five men in a lifetime does not make you a whore, however sleeping with five men in a week does.
8. All single girls are allowed to hate Valentines Day and bitch about it to their other single girlfriends
9. If recently single it is advised that you do not moan about being single to someone who has been single for a longer time than you.. think about it!
10. After breaking up with a guy it is your right to eat a whole box of chocolates/ tub of ice cream without being judged
11. If a woman asks her best friend if she looks fat in these pants, and she really does, it is the obligation of the friend to tell her that the offending piece of clothing "does nothing for her."
12. A gray bra that is supposed to be white is not acceptable ever.
13. Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
14. No woman at any time shall allow her thong to rise above the waistline of her pants
15. No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" if she is in the presence of an obviously fatter woman.
16. It is perfectly acceptable to announce that you are going on a diet and break it the next day
17. If in a changing room and your friend tries on an outfit that someone else in the changing room has tried on you are obligated to tell said friend that she looks better in it.. however if she looks awful consult rule no. 11.
20. Don’t ever seek true opinion from a guy on your outfit, if unsure ask a female friend. Exception: Does not apply if you know you look hot in the outfit in which case asking a guy will help you receive compliments which all girls are entitled to.. ...god help you if you infact do not look as hot as you thought you did.
21. No woman shall ever go to the ladies' room alone if there is another woman available to go with her.
22. No girl shall pretend to know / like sports just to be "hot" in front of guys. Knowledge of said sport must be proven by at least 5 statistics and / or an obvious familiarity with the rules of the game.
23. If a friend runs off crying (to the toilet for example)you must atleast count to 10 before following her.. we do not want to make the situation a soap opera/ prove the judgement that girls are melodramatic
24. If your skirt/shorts is short enough for the pockets to come out of the bottom, fellow females have the god given right to brand you a slag. However if you're ok with this feel free to wear the skirt, we need someone to bitch about
25. If you are experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, you are permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors you wish, without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior. However this rule does not make you exempt from any of the other girl rules
26. As women we are allowed to be completely self-absorbed and self obsessed when it comes to A) Our wedding days, B) Our birthdays, C) childbirth, D) Breakups
27. You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners by another woman, tell the truth to boyfriends though
28. No woman shall wear coloured undergarments under any white article of clothing
29. It is perfectly acceptable to sing into your hairbrush, as long as in the privacy of your room/ drunk with your close friends
30. You are perfectly within reason to hate your bf's ex even if she is the nicest girl in the world, feeds the poor, visits old peoples homes and helps out at the local charity
31. It is perfectly acceptable to use any shiny surface as a mirror to check ones appearance, or merely pose. for example: shop windows, car windscreens, cutlery, one way glass on buildings etc. etc.
32. A girl is allowed to come up with cutesy pet names for her boyfriend and use them around his friends for general punishment if he has angered or displeased her in any way.
33. It is your womanly right to take hoodies, boxers and t-shirts from guys without returning them. Hovever this is overuled if said guy is your friends bf/brother/love interest/dad/uncle.. you get the picture
34. You will always have your best mates 'back'. This is a sign of a true friend.
35. Girls should always explain or apologize for not calling another female friend back. We are courteous to our friends.
36. NEVER EVER say 'i love you' without meaning it. The male population does it enough for both sexes, we don't need to stoop to their level.
37. If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it is accepetable to describe him as 'cute'
2. It is your womanly right to give dirty looks. (This should be applied to daily life)
3. Being friends with your friends arch enemy/people your friend hates is a shady area… if you are to do this you must keep the said arch enemies/hated people friendship with you on the d- low
4. Women ARE ALWAYS RIGHT until PROVEN wrong!
5. We have to go through childbirth/periods/waxing so are the downtrodden sex and this can be used in any disagreement/argument with a member of the male species.. let them feel our PAIN
6. A chick flick wins over an action/lad move every time. A guy who claims to love chick flicks must be looked at in suspicion.. either he's after something or theres something he's not telling you (*cough).. make him sit through 'crossroads' and if he survives that then he may be counted as genuine but trust him at your own peril!
7. Sleeping with more than five men in a lifetime does not make you a whore, however sleeping with five men in a week does.
8. All single girls are allowed to hate Valentines Day and bitch about it to their other single girlfriends
9. If recently single it is advised that you do not moan about being single to someone who has been single for a longer time than you.. think about it!
10. After breaking up with a guy it is your right to eat a whole box of chocolates/ tub of ice cream without being judged
11. If a woman asks her best friend if she looks fat in these pants, and she really does, it is the obligation of the friend to tell her that the offending piece of clothing "does nothing for her."
12. A gray bra that is supposed to be white is not acceptable ever.
13. Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
14. No woman at any time shall allow her thong to rise above the waistline of her pants
15. No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" if she is in the presence of an obviously fatter woman.
16. It is perfectly acceptable to announce that you are going on a diet and break it the next day
17. If in a changing room and your friend tries on an outfit that someone else in the changing room has tried on you are obligated to tell said friend that she looks better in it.. however if she looks awful consult rule no. 11.
20. Don’t ever seek true opinion from a guy on your outfit, if unsure ask a female friend. Exception: Does not apply if you know you look hot in the outfit in which case asking a guy will help you receive compliments which all girls are entitled to.. ...god help you if you infact do not look as hot as you thought you did.
21. No woman shall ever go to the ladies' room alone if there is another woman available to go with her.
22. No girl shall pretend to know / like sports just to be "hot" in front of guys. Knowledge of said sport must be proven by at least 5 statistics and / or an obvious familiarity with the rules of the game.
23. If a friend runs off crying (to the toilet for example)you must atleast count to 10 before following her.. we do not want to make the situation a soap opera/ prove the judgement that girls are melodramatic
24. If your skirt/shorts is short enough for the pockets to come out of the bottom, fellow females have the god given right to brand you a slag. However if you're ok with this feel free to wear the skirt, we need someone to bitch about
25. If you are experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, you are permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors you wish, without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior. However this rule does not make you exempt from any of the other girl rules
26. As women we are allowed to be completely self-absorbed and self obsessed when it comes to A) Our wedding days, B) Our birthdays, C) childbirth, D) Breakups
27. You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners by another woman, tell the truth to boyfriends though
28. No woman shall wear coloured undergarments under any white article of clothing
29. It is perfectly acceptable to sing into your hairbrush, as long as in the privacy of your room/ drunk with your close friends
30. You are perfectly within reason to hate your bf's ex even if she is the nicest girl in the world, feeds the poor, visits old peoples homes and helps out at the local charity
31. It is perfectly acceptable to use any shiny surface as a mirror to check ones appearance, or merely pose. for example: shop windows, car windscreens, cutlery, one way glass on buildings etc. etc.
32. A girl is allowed to come up with cutesy pet names for her boyfriend and use them around his friends for general punishment if he has angered or displeased her in any way.
33. It is your womanly right to take hoodies, boxers and t-shirts from guys without returning them. Hovever this is overuled if said guy is your friends bf/brother/love interest/dad/uncle.. you get the picture
34. You will always have your best mates 'back'. This is a sign of a true friend.
35. Girls should always explain or apologize for not calling another female friend back. We are courteous to our friends.
36. NEVER EVER say 'i love you' without meaning it. The male population does it enough for both sexes, we don't need to stoop to their level.
37. If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it is accepetable to describe him as 'cute'