Section 2: Your Actions
1. A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best friend. (or any friend)
2. When complimented by a friend it is your duty to find something to compliment her back on… whether this be straight afterwards or stored for later on in the day
3. If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it is acceptable to describe him as "cute".
4. Two friends should not hook up with the same guy in the same night HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES! Actually, if you know that a guy has already hooked up with someone that night when he takes an interest in you, don't hook up with him ever.
5. Never may a thong/ G-string be worn with a short skirt.. There are things your companions do not need to see!
6. Females are always obligated to notice and comment on any change of hair cut or color, new clothes, jewlerry etc
7. If a girl is throwing up it is your duty to hold hair back.. even if she is not an aquaintance (friends are often made through this)
8. If you have previously got with or seen someones boyfriend/guy they like/ guy they are 'seeing' UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES may you discuss your time with said boy, it is very much a taboo subject!
Exception: Can be broken once the said friend has broken up with the guy.. in this instance you may bitch about said guy and share your experiences for the greater good!
9. It is perfectly acceptable (and highly encouraged) to let a complete stranger know their necklace is tangled, clothes tag is hanging out, or any other wardrobe malfunction
10. If you have a picture of your friend on facebook/myspace or any other public medium and she dislikes it (and gives sufficient reason as to why she does) it is your duty to remove it
11. Under no circumstances may two girls whisper to one another in the presence of other girls.. it is plain rude.. share the wealth
12. Friends are obligated to protect and defend the reputation of a friend. Again whether this involves lying or not
13. Always leave the party with the girls you came with unless a mutual agreement has been met
14. Flirting with your friends dad is not permitted.. no matter how attractive you find him (WEIRDO)
15. "I have a boyfriend" is a completely acceptable way of turning a guy down, especially if you have to lie about it. Friends when questioned must always back you up on this and ’play along’
16. It is perfectly acceptable to sing into your hairbrush, as long as in the privacy of your room/ drunk with your close friends
17. A girl must under no circumstances slap a guy, its so cliche! Where do you think the term "bitch slap"came from? Instead nutting him will suffice.
18. In no way does a girl have to mean what she says when in conversation with the opposite sex. Some examples are listed (to help the boys out);
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
Example: Casey: (walks out of movie theater seeing her bff and her ex holding hands) OMG!!!! SARA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BFF?!?!
Sara: He is so cute though!!!! Besides, you dumped him...
Casey: Doesn't matter sara rule #1 in the girl code: Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Do this at your own risk biatch!!
2. When complimented by a friend it is your duty to find something to compliment her back on… whether this be straight afterwards or stored for later on in the day
3. If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it is acceptable to describe him as "cute".
4. Two friends should not hook up with the same guy in the same night HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES! Actually, if you know that a guy has already hooked up with someone that night when he takes an interest in you, don't hook up with him ever.
5. Never may a thong/ G-string be worn with a short skirt.. There are things your companions do not need to see!
6. Females are always obligated to notice and comment on any change of hair cut or color, new clothes, jewlerry etc
7. If a girl is throwing up it is your duty to hold hair back.. even if she is not an aquaintance (friends are often made through this)
8. If you have previously got with or seen someones boyfriend/guy they like/ guy they are 'seeing' UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES may you discuss your time with said boy, it is very much a taboo subject!
Exception: Can be broken once the said friend has broken up with the guy.. in this instance you may bitch about said guy and share your experiences for the greater good!
9. It is perfectly acceptable (and highly encouraged) to let a complete stranger know their necklace is tangled, clothes tag is hanging out, or any other wardrobe malfunction
10. If you have a picture of your friend on facebook/myspace or any other public medium and she dislikes it (and gives sufficient reason as to why she does) it is your duty to remove it
11. Under no circumstances may two girls whisper to one another in the presence of other girls.. it is plain rude.. share the wealth
12. Friends are obligated to protect and defend the reputation of a friend. Again whether this involves lying or not
13. Always leave the party with the girls you came with unless a mutual agreement has been met
14. Flirting with your friends dad is not permitted.. no matter how attractive you find him (WEIRDO)
15. "I have a boyfriend" is a completely acceptable way of turning a guy down, especially if you have to lie about it. Friends when questioned must always back you up on this and ’play along’
16. It is perfectly acceptable to sing into your hairbrush, as long as in the privacy of your room/ drunk with your close friends
17. A girl must under no circumstances slap a guy, its so cliche! Where do you think the term "bitch slap"came from? Instead nutting him will suffice.
18. In no way does a girl have to mean what she says when in conversation with the opposite sex. Some examples are listed (to help the boys out);
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
Example: Casey: (walks out of movie theater seeing her bff and her ex holding hands) OMG!!!! SARA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BFF?!?!
Sara: He is so cute though!!!! Besides, you dumped him...
Casey: Doesn't matter sara rule #1 in the girl code: Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Do this at your own risk biatch!!